Porch Pirates
Porch Pirates is a Dove-approved Christmas comedy movie filled with heart, humor, and holiday hijinks. When the small-town Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle and a rare Beanie Baby are stolen, three determined detectives spring into action. Their chase after a bumbling gang of porch pirates takes them through slapstick adventures, tech-savvy mischief, and festive small-town moments that capture the joy of the holiday season.
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This family-friendly holiday film combines witty banter, quirky characters, and Texas charm into a feel-good story that celebrates justice, community, and Christmas traditions. Starring Jay Dee Walters, Kara Rainer, Phil Mendoza, and Kimberly Gail Williams, Porch Pirates is now streaming on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, The Roku Channel, and Tubi. Whether you’re looking for a lighthearted holiday comedy or a family movie night favorite, Porch Pirates delivers laughs and heartwarming fun for audiences of all ages.
Cast
Name | Role | Known for |
|---|---|---|
Phil Mendoza | Marcos Fernandez | Better Call Saul (2015) |
Jay Dee Walters | Jack Tyler | Grumpy Old Santa (2023) |
Ryan T. Johnson | Sticky / Kenny Rodgers | God's Not Dead: We the People (2021) |
Kara Rainer | Sally Jones | Grumpy Old Santa (2023) |
Bill Jenkins | Mayor Jim | W. (I) (2008) |
Candace Kirkpatrick | Maria Tyler | Vindication (2019) |
David D. Ford | David | Something in the Woods (2015) |
Eric Hanson | Fast Eddie | The Challenger Disaster (2019) |
Ernest Marsh | Cowboy | 1883 (2021) |
Molly Peyton White | Sarah | Barbie (I) (2023) |
Terry Higginbotham | Izzy | Ten Toes Down (I) (2024) |
Kimberly Gail Williams | Becky | Grumpy Old Santa (2023) |
Hank Slaughter | Captain Logan | Corsicana (2022) |
Noah Archibald | Bobby | Into the Wild Frontier (2022) |
M.J. Martinez | Hunter | Murder Made Me Famous (2015) |
Natali Jones | Charley | Dead Awake (2016) |
Barbara Laurean | Emily | Retro Freaks II |
Cody C King | Delivery Man | IS-22 (2018) |
Brooklyn Ray Davila | Grace | Tacky Box Time (2023) |
Tresa Jones | Karen / Pizza Delivery Customer | Grumpy Old Santa (2023) |
Bill Pope | Frank | Porch Pirates (2024) |
Eric Matthews | Ralph | Porch Pirates (2024) |
Larry Cassady | Newscaster | Santapocalypse (2016) |