Porch Pirates is a heartwarming and hilarious Christmas comedy set in East Texas, where Detectives Jack Tyler, Marcos Fernandez, and Sally Jones are racing to stop a quirky gang of thieves determined to steal holiday cheer—starting with the Mayor’s prized Beanie Baby and a box of glass Christmas pickles. Packed with festive charm, witty banter, and a dash of mischief, this feel-good holiday adventure reminds us that Christmas spirit can’t be stolen.